A conversation and an apology

An amazing thing happened to me this week. JR actually picked up his phone and rang me to chat about the wedding! I will admit it was prompted by a rambling, yet I like to imagine perfectly coherent, answer phone message that I left him at about 4am the previous night. So, whilst I wandered slightly lost around Brighton we had a chat and a couple of revelations were produced. I shall list them in order of importance/how I remember them:

1) JR had a dream about me! I was tempted to leave it as just that however I think I should expand. Basically he had one of those dreams that fiancés tend to have now and then about the wedding where they run through everything in their head about the ‘day’. A bit like, I’d imagine, when you have a dream a couple of days before an exam when you realise you are naked in the exam room, that the person with the annoying cough is both behind, in front and beside you and that just when you have a brainwave a Viking invasion comes down your aisle which tends to be distracting. Well, I don’t believe any of that occurred in his dream however ‘dream Ben’ did manage to sort some situations out and calm him down. I was suitably proud of ‘dream Ben’ and basked in my own glory momentarily before JR pulled me out of my reverie with the following cutting comment; “So I presume you wont be needing a +1 at the wedding then”. Owch. 

2) We also discussed when to have the stag night. JR originally wanted the stag night to be a couple of months before the wedding in case of any pranks going ‘wrong’ however we decided that might be doing it a bit early. That would put us in August time, during peak holiday season, so we figured that maybe early September time would be better. This could dovetail nicely with my big ‘24’ as well. However at the same time it should very much be about him and it always a busy time of year for me, maybe mid September would be better. Anyway, we at least have a ballpark time. We are looking at a manageable number as well, probably 10-15. All JR has to do is e-mail a rough list of names to me; it appears he is still incapable of the smallest tasks. When he does get around to it though I will start e-mailing everyone to find out when they would provisionally be free.

3) We then went on to chat about what he wanted/did not want to happen. I did fairly recently have a brainwave about the stag night so wanted to float some ideas with him to see if its fits. Every stag will want something different on their night/weekend, as I explained in a previous blog, so what we decide is not meant to be the ‘perfect’ option for all stag nights. The perfect option will be whatever is best for your groom. He seems to be angling more towards the weekend option rather than one big night. He is the quintessential pub man, apart from his lack of ability at pool, darts and the 'it box', therefore a night in the pub with the guys is essential. 

It also appears that he does not want a stripper. This request is not necessarily one that will be adhered to however it is good that I know were he stands, or sits... Ran through a couple of classic stag weekend ideas with him as well. Paintballing didn’t go down too well for two main reasons, one which i disagree with and one which made a surprising amount of sense for him! Firstly he pointed out that it does tend to hurt quite a lot. I sighed at this, although i got my knuckles split open last time i went it was still awesome. Secondly he did mentioned that spending the day running around in a field, as fun as it can be, does tend to be quite knackering which is not the best idea before a big night out. I did mention air soft as an alternative but he claims it hurts even more than paintball, this confused me as having the word ‘soft’ in the title implied that it would be less painful. However it does appear that the guns shoot small BB rounds. I did also mention something along the lines of go-karting/quad biking which he seemed quite keen on. He did manage to fit the word Zorbing into the conversation a remarkable amount of times though. I get the feeling he might be hinting at something. Anyway, at least this has given me more of a ballpark area to work in.

Right, now I have an apology to make, I am going to have to put this blog on the back burner for awhile. I have got my first exam on Friday and then more over the next three weeks. After that I then have an intensive two week work experience placement at Horse and Hound, yes that is the one that Hugh Grant claims to work for in Notting Hill, which takes me through till late February. I will try and put together a few updates but I really cannot afford the time to put together one of my long blog updates. However they will return by the beginning of March!

I would also like to take the chance to thank two lovely websites. www.savethedatemagazine.co.uk invited me to their wedding show in Derby however I have had to unfortunately turn them down as I cannot make the date. They are being kind enough to leave some leaflets for me in the ‘bloke’s corner’ though so if you are there make sure you pick one up! Also the lovely people at thefizz.co.uk have asked me to write some articles for them in March time, so make sure you check them out as well!

Thank you for all the messages you guys have sent me recently, I appreciate the stories and pieces of advice you have given me and the nice comments are always well received! Stay well and don’t forget about me whilst I’m gone!

Controlling your fellow groomsmen

It’s been a bit longer than usual since my last update so apologies for that. I was busy being rather over excited about visiting the family at home back in the east midlands. Not only do they have a fridge with a wide variety of foods (not just the student staple of medium strength cheddar!) but also this wonderful invention of central heating. Anyway so whilst I was home Dad managed to find a hundred and one jobs for me to help out with (1 ton of bedding to be shifted, 750kgs of haylage etc) and then there was important bonfire building to be done. Not to mention starting revision for next months exams. Anyways, excuses over and onto this weeks blog.

First things first is just a prior warning that you, the best man, may have to act as a legal witness. Now I’m not talking about witness in a dock, unless it’s a ‘themed wedding’ of some sort, but more as in you are willing to put your name on the marriage certificate to say that you witnessed the marriage. It is therefore essential during the service that you are not listening to the football scores coming through, ringing the bookie to put money on the footy scores or making a subtle attempt at propositioning one of the bridesmaids or maid of honour. No, it is important to be paying attention at all times so if the marriage is contested and your name is on the document you would be comfortable in a civil court swearing to the validity of the marriage.

The best man is not always required to sign the wedding certificate however it has been common in recent years. The only stipulations of being one of the two required witness’s is that the person signing is of an age to understand what is being asked. I believe I fill that criterion. It is also important, though not essential, that both the bride and groom know the witnesses in case the marriage is contested at a later stage. There is not really much more to say, if you have any queries then I have linked a good website at the bottom of this blog.

Now, this could have been a real short update but that is just lazy and to be honest with you I have just realised that I have no meat defrosting so will be awhile till I can eat! Note to self; be more organised/buy microwave. Another important job for the best man is corralling and keeping the groomsmen and ushers in order. 

I would love to be able to tell you how many of each JR has planned on having but due to snow related issues I barely got to see him over Christmas. Indeed when he did he was busy regaling my parents with various tales of my drunken debauchery (involving a McDonald’s sign and Morrison’s roundabout) which they seemed to find amusing. I did mention the words ‘best man speech’ to him however he seems to believe that due to it being a family wedding that I will be restrained. Bless him. However I did have a minor brainwave (I believe the extended years of student living has cast away any chances of having a ‘major’ brainwave) regarding his stag night, if only he would get back in touch with a rough idea of numbers. I now believe patience and perseverance to be essential tenants in a best man. Anyway, a minor diversion.

Now groomsmen and ushers are essentially your deputies. It is probably best that you do not use this precise terminology to them however the hierarchy should be established at some point to ensure that a coup does not happen. Possibly the worst wedding story I have heard so far was of precisely that. 10 minutes before the best man speech two groomsmen locked the best man in the store cupboard. They then promptly regaled the mainly Puritan bride’s side of the family with tales of the groom’s student life. Needless to say this had been kept secret from the bride’s parents. There was general uproar from all sides and although the couple are happily married the bride’s parents refuse to acknowledge the groom at all.

The groomsmen and ushers (who from now on will simply be referred to as groomsmen as I am lazy) fulfil a few roles. The first major role is in helping with the seating in the church. They should be full of smiles as they ask which side the guests come from (traditionally brides on the left, grooms on the right) before escorting them to their seats if they need it. Make sure they know the seating plan before guests arrive, often the front rows will be reserved. It is essential that you make sure that they are in good spirits, though not yet of the alcoholic sort, and ready and willing to speak to anyone and everyone. It is likely that the first person a guest will meet will be a groomsman so they could be seen as setting the tone of the wedding, therefore a bit of friendly banter would not go amiss. Depending on the groomsmen it may be important to remind them that the pretty guests are out of bounds till the reception, oh, and that the best man gets first pick right?

Most of the best men that I have spoken to have said that the groomsmen also offered moral support to them as well as the groom. It is natural, unless you are a very confident person, for the best man to be nervous on the day, after all you are charged with making things run smoothly for the happy couple. Add to that looking after the rings and making a speech then we most defiantly have our hands full! So not only can they offer moral support but they can also act as runners for you, for example if you are needed to go chaperone the grooms lovely cousin to her table you could ask a groomsmen to go ensure that the his equally lovely granny has everything she needs.

Other ‘runner’ jobs which can be organised in advance can include the following. At the end of the wedding service the groomsmen should help ensure that everyone knows how to get to the reception. One best man mentioned to me that the reception venue was not the easiest place to find. Therefore he sensibly sent off a groomsman first with the wedding guests in a convoy behind him. However he did go on to mention that the groomsmen took a ... interesting route to get to the reception place so ensure that they know where they are going to! Naturally the wedding car, be it the one to get to the reception or the one from after the reception, needs to be decorated in a thoroughly traditional manner. This can often be delegated to the groomsmen as they will have plenty of ideas! Affixing beer cans to the rear bumper is essential in this best mans humble opinion.

Next time I shall be looking at the reception in more detail and what a best man can generally get up to as a ‘master of ceremonies.’

http://home.clara.net/dixons/Certificates/marriages.htm

DO NOT FORGET THE RING

Moral conundrums

“We have, in fact, two kinds of morality side by side; one which we preach but do not practice, and another which we practice but seldom preach” – Bertrand Russell

Ah morality my old friend. The choice between right and wrong, to decide whether to side with temptation or truth. It is often obvious which path in life we should lead. The morality of a choice is often poke you in the bellybutton obvious. However that is not always the path that we do take. Indeed I enjoy taking a wander down the odd immoral path every now and then. It makes life that bit more spicy. Saying that though I am generally a moral person, I like to make the people around me happy and occasionally feel that warm glow of a good deed done. And naturally I would like to be a moral best man. But what is it to be a ‘moral’ best man? Judging by Hollywood folklore it means getting JR to the church on time. I will only need to dampen a few last minute nerves and that can be done with a simple ‘memories montage’, a bit of Simply Red in the background and an essential hearty slap on the back.

But is that really the case? Is ensuring that the status quo is maintained the correct moral decision? I am not going to debate the ins and outs of morality, i took a philosophy degree for that, however I am going to question whether simply ensuring that the wedding takes place is always the right decision. Take the following three real life stories. What should the moral best man do?

1) It is the day before the wedding and the BM (best man) and GR (groom) are sitting down having a pint in pub. They are running through the final preparations for the next day, groomsmen are being paired up with rogue grannies and it has been realised that the buttonholes should have been picked up earlier. A handy brother has been dispatched to collect them as the pub dwellers dispatch a few more pints of their own. Once all the business has been concluded talk naturally turns to the future.  Then the GR drops a bombshell of epic proportions. He says that he has been having second thoughts about the wedding. The BM, as any good BM will be, is prepared for this and launches into the ‘it is natural to have pre wedding nerves’ spiel. However he sees the GR shaking his head before admitting that he has been heavily flirting with another woman, who is part of the wedding party, for the last two months. Nothing has happened but they have both said that if the situation was different that they would like to try and get together. What does the BM do? Options i) Help arrange an escape for the GR ii) Try to talk the GR into still getting married iii) Tell the bride iv) Get them to the altar!

2) The BM is in the lucky position of knowing both the GR and the blushing bride extremely well as they grew up together. Aged six he remembers them both playing ‘show me yours and I’ll show you mine’ only for the bride to get cold feet and leaving the GR with his wedding tackle out in the middle of the playground. The BM organises a brilliant stag night, a heavy day of paintballing goes well and they head off for V.I.P. entry into a nightclub. After hitting the shot bar they decide to show off their excellent dance moves on the floor. A blonde soon starts dancing with the GR but BM thinks little of it, it is his last night freedom, let him have a little fun. After all what happens on the stag do stays on the stag do right? When he returns from one of his many trips to the toilet he finds that the GR has disappeared as has the blonde. He tries to get in touch with the GR but to no avail. The next morning the GR turns up sheepishly at the hotel with three hickies and a tall tale. He eventually admits to the BM what has happened; one night of passionate debauchery which he swears will never happen again. What does the BM do? Options i) what happens on the stag do stays on the do, tell no-one ii) Talk the GR into telling the bride by asking him if he could look his childhood sweetheart in the eye iii) Tell the bride, after all she is also one of his best friends iv) Get them to the altar!

3) The BM says it is surprising seeing how loved up the GR is. Flowers and chocolates are showered on the bride; they are permanently attached at the hip and do nothing without asking the other. They got engaged after three months. The BM is happy for his mate however he admits to his friends that it feels like he has lost his best friend. The day before the wedding the BM takes the GR out for a curry and talk turns to the big day. Much as in the first story it has been realised that buttonholes have been forgotten, I’m noticing a trend here, and also that the GR has managed to lose his speech. After quickly penning a new version the BM turns the conversation to the bride. The GR grins and begins gushing about how much he loves her, the BM couldn’t quite remember exactly what was said but said that he remembered a plethora of flower analogies. The BM then asked the million dollar question; “but will you for the rest of your life”? Here the GR faltered. He began questioning a lot of things; I love her now, but will I for ever? Did I rush into this after all we’ve only known each other three months? What if I meet someone else? Is she really the one? What if I’m making a huge mistake? Much as in Friends he has a Chandler Bing style freak out. What should the BM do? Options i) Give the GR a slap and tell him to stop being silly ii) Tell the GR to have a chat with the bride about this, see if she is feeling the same and maybe postpone the wedding iii) Help the GR to escape, possible involving a hot air balloon and speedboat iv) Get them to the altar!

Now it is not my place to judge but personally I do not think that the solution to all of the above situations is the same. The whole idea of ‘get them to the church’ does not always seem to hold true. Should the best man keep his mouth shut if he finds out that the GR is a cheat? Is the best mans only moral responsibility whether or not the wedding day passes off successfully? Or does it encompass more than that? In this humble best mans opinion my personal moral conscience would not simply cover the wedding day itself. If I did not think that a couple was right for each other, and about to commit to marriage, then I think that I would be morally obliged to say something. This is especially true if I knew one of the pair to be unfaithful.

But that is just me. Every person is different and not every situation is the same. If a groom has picked you to be their best man that means that they understand and trust your moral compass, alongside the other essential qualities of a best friend. If you morally think that something should be done, and that importantly the groom would objectively believe the same, then it is probably the right decision.

This is what happened in the above cases;

1) The best man took the second option and stuck to his guns. He tried to talk the groom into going through with the wedding because the other woman was simply a passing phase. However the groom rejected his advice and called off the wedding. He got together with the ‘other women’ and split up after two months.

2) The best man took the first option and did nothing. The wedding went perfectly and they had two children. Three weeks after the second child was born it came out that he had had a string of affairs. They split up and the best man is now in a relationship with the bride.

3) The best man took the second option. The bride was also feeling the same however they decided to go ahead with the wedding anyway. They have been happily married for the last six years and have three children.

Did any the best men make the right decision? What would you have done?

Next week; important things a best man should carry on the day.

DO NOT FORGET THE RING!

Major planning; hiding and smiling

First major role fulfilled as best man this week! Dearest JR managed to get himself in a JR style muddle however my quick thinking (relatively) and calm manner (slightly inebriated when came up with conclusion) managed to diffuse a potential situation. Was very proud of myself. However knowing JR to be the lovable yet disorganised person that he is I am sure there will be plenty more situations that he will need extracting from. 

This week I will look at the joy of wedding and meal rehearsals. Now the pre wedding dinner does not tend to happen as much in this country. Indeed one of the only things that tends to be organised in advance, food and speeches apart, is the seating plan. Indeed the wedding meal, and following festivities, is a fluid period, one where an uncle feels at home making impromptu speeches and people have that awkward moment when they realise that the person they are eyeing up are possibly distantly related. The seating plan is a highly contentious part of the wedding planning stage and one which I would advise all best men to be in no way involved in. After all it is unlikely that you know all the people at the wedding and the inevitable family feuds that are currently ongoing. That is a ready made excuse for you. The best man would not want to give bad advice now would he! However there are three top tips you can give the lucky couple:

1) Ensure that tables consist of a good balance of people, not simply those that are from the same side of the family. For example if there is an uncle from the grooms side and a cousin on the brides side both in the construction industry then it could work with them sitting on the same table. However divorced couples, especially if bringing new partners, should be kept apart as a general rule of thumb. At the same time it would be advisable that if some people tend to drink more, students, then they should be grouped happily together in a corner, near the bar preferably!

2) Ensure that the tables are neither too big nor too small. Websites generally advise a table of around 9 people, any smaller and you get logistical issues fitting everyone in. Any bigger and the table can feel disorganised with people unable to hear each other. Also if there is a buffet for the wedding meal having groups of around 10 going up to get food can work out nicely compared to a large crowd or it being very bitty and confusing.

3) The top table should be as the happy couple want not how they feel they should have it. Traditionally the top table is long and rectangular across the room enabling them to have a good view of everyone; prime people watching position! There are many different formations for the top table and I have put a link at the bottom of this blog to a good website with examples. However it is traditional for the middle four to consist of, from left to right, bride’s mother, groom, bride, groom’s father. They will then be flanked by the other mother, father and then flanked again by maid of honour and best man. So when JR and DP get flustered i will be sure to remind them that all they need to do is have it how they want it. JR does not have the easiest of family arrangements so whatever happens someone’s nose will be put out of joint. Just as long as I’m on the top table i will be happy, they get served food first!

It is also important to make sure that the couple have decided on how to organise the receiving line if they intend to have one. Ensure that they have decided on a good place for it so that guests can easily walk into the dining area. Not via three left turns, one right, left by the pond and then up the stairs just to ensure that the line is in a picturesque location! 

A receiving line happens just before everyone is seated at the wedding meal. All the wedding guests file in past the bride and groom, shake hands and do the congratulations before sitting down to eat. It is traditional for the receiving line to consist of whoever is sitting at the top table which includes the best man. However if there is a large amount of people to be seated then the receiving line can consist simply of the bride and groom to save time, shaking two hands takes a lot less time than eight! If the best man is in the line then it is a good idea to have additional groomsmen ensuring a smooth flow of the line. They should keep an especial eye on elderly grandparents and help them jump the line if needs be. However they should abuse this power simply if one of the wedding guests happens to be particularly good looking.

The wedding rehearsal is an essential part of the pre wedding preparations. It is often organised as close to the wedding as possible so as to ensure that as many people as possible are free. Luckily for us JR and DP’s parents are both from the area so hopefully this should not be too difficult to organise. I also intend to be unemployed still by then so will be around! However if people are not available then ensure that spaces are left for them and that whoever they are paired up with is paying extra special attention.

There are many different variations of the wedding procession however traditionally it leads with the parents and grandparents of the bride and groom. After they have been seated then the brides party will enter led by the bridesmaids, then the maid of honour with any flower girls before the bride enters with her father. Bridesmaids and the maid of honour will mirror the groom’s side which are already standing there.  The father of the bride will then pass the bride to the groom. 

Throughout this the best man will, normally, be stood facing the procession on the groom’s left hand side. Other groomsmen will be arranged on your left fighting for the more glamorous spot nearer the groom. Ensure you keep your position at all times to avoid a coup. On the day we do have the easy part! No fear of stumbling down the aisle, or standing on a bridal train, just standing still and smiling. Easy street. That is unless JR is feeling nervous then I may have to do some more calming down. It is important to double check his appearance, nerves often makes the groom warm and sweaty. Ensure he is not dripping with sweat and also that he has not undone his collar. However you would imagine that this would not happen at the wedding rehearsal, if it is then it seems likely you may have a runner on your hands!

A word on the rings. Statistically the best man does not lose the ring, that dubious honour falls to the maid of honour. Eight out of ten lost wedding rings are due to them. The most common piece of advice I have seen so far is that, unless there is a ring bearer, the best man should actually wear the wedding ring on one finger. That finger should then be curled up to ensure the ring does not fall off. The maid of honour also should do this however it is likely that the ring will be too big for her smaller fingers hence her losing it. Do not keep the ring in a bag, easily put down and forgotten, or in a pocket which will invariably have a hole in it. Or, and this I find to be a better idea, ensure that said pockets have no holes in them. I don’t know about you but surely a wedding ring is something special, almost sacred in it composition and meaning. It signifies everything about the bride and groom, it symbolises the unification of their love. Would they really want it to have been on the grubby best mans finger before? Personally I would not like that idea, if you do decide to go for this approach though I advise you ask permission first.

Anyway the wedding procession is a good time to make sure you have your plan of attack sorted. Also take the opportunity to familiarise yourself with the venue, find the toilets, do they have disable access? Where is there parking near the venue if people are struggling? Where is the nearest pub, in case JR is struggling!

The other important function a wedding, or indeed meal, rehearsal can fulfil is it may be the first time you meet the bride’s parents. Naturally you may have met them before if you are also close friends with the bride but if not then now is your chance to make good impression. Remember you are the ‘best’ man; you are your friend’s representation of everything that he believes should be encompassed in a man. You are representing the kind of person he likes to hang out with. You are the best of the best, the top dog, the closest friend; you are essential to helping him be loved by his new family. Do not screw this up! Do not stand like a mute afraid to open your mouth for the fear of cocking up. Small talk, do it. Compliment the venue. Compliment the bride. Compliment anything and everything that the mother of the bride seems to like. Find out before if the father of the bride likes football, if so then mention last nights match. Be helpful, polite and humorous. After all, that will be your role on the wedding day, time to get some practice in. Also take the opportunity to get some inside gossip on the bride’s family. Who does not like who, who may need help getting to the table and such like. Oh, and for gods sake make sure you learn their names!

I have had the pleasure of briefly meeting DPs parents. I have been to her house a couple of times and have so far not been drunk in front of them. Therefore i believe i am currently in the acceptable zone, indeed hopefully they do not even remember anything about me. However i am fairly sure the one time that i met DPs mum she returned home to find me munching on the apple she was looking forward to having. Small things stick in the memory.

Next week will be a look into the maze is that is ‘moral’ support.

DO NOT FORGET THE RING

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Guys and suits...

Excellent, the stag do is now perfectly planned. I will admit it is only in my head, currently squashed behind how the hell I managed to burn rice, however I am certain that things will come as quickly as an inebriated uncle gravitates to a dance floor.  I will be seeing JR over Christmas so we shall probably throw a few ideas around then over a pint or four. Will also see the other groomsmen then, once JR reminds me who they are, and no doubt they will have some over excited/ambitious ideas to add to the pile. So if I put the stag do on the back burner for awhile it’s probably important for me to have a look at some of my other duties to attend too before the big day.

Now the other major organisational feat will be getting everyone together for a suit fitting. Before I talk about this it is probably important for you guys to get an idea about my situation. Currently I am living in Brighton studying to become a journalist, hence the blog, and I finish my stupidly intense course in February. After that I am hoping to stay down here if i can get a job however if I’m offered something elsewhere then I’ll move wherever the money is. I’m originally from the East Midlands and the wedding will be happening in Lincolnshire or Rutland (yes it is a county and what do you mean you have never heard of it!) JR is currently living near Nottingham and his groomsman brother is a sponging student, jealous, at Leeds Uni. The other groomsman is currently near them but, like me, won’t really know where he will be based till nearer the time.

So basically what I’m saying is that we will all be spread around the country doing different jobs and working various shift patterns. And somehow I will need to co-ordinate all this to get people in one place for suit fittings. Reading that back I have promptly given myself a metaphorical and physical slap. Man up Ben! This is more than doable, sort a date out suitably in advance and then get bullying, job done. It appears that I am the only awkward one as well! Also if JR chooses a national chain then we can pop into individual shops around the country to get our fittings done.

Option one; to buy or to rent? The main pro of buying a suit or tuxedo is that will last for a lifetime. Every time the suit is pulled on it will remind you of that good day. Importantly though this could be an excuse to splash out a bit. At the wedding you will want to feel good, and I mean really good. Why not buy a suit a couple of grades more expensive than normal? But can we all afford to splash out at the same time?  If the groom is buying and intends to match attire with the groomsmen then this means that we will need to buy as well. Surely if we rent it will be cheaper and less hassle. Packages online can sort the party out from around £50 pp upwards if it is returned in one piece. However the hassle of renting can be quite excessive and if an item goes missing then fines can be extortionate. Get an outfit for life and you won’t need to hire again. Knowing JR I expect he will want to hire but he may change his mind if his pay rise comes through!

Option two; match or contrast? Should the groomsmen wear the same as the groom or should they contrast in style and/or colour? A quick Google, as per usual, offers differing opinions. Matching shows a sense of solidarity, the groomsmen are there to support the groom on his day and help run the whole event. By wearing the same suit they are easily identifiable as being part of the wedding party and showing their credentials. Indeed Google images have evidence of terrible fashion faux pas with contrasting groom and groomsmen; one dapper looking fellow has dressed his groomsmen in pink suits. Yes humorous, but at a wedding, really? I was honoured to be an usher at my sisters wedding and the groom decided on a nice mixed approach. We all wore the same suit but the groom wore a purple cravat whilst we wore a white version. So contrasting can be done subtly. This will be one of JRs big decision. Last time I spoke to him he seemed to be edging towards matching suits but with the groomsmen wearing various garish ties; his phrasing was ‘a rainbow effect’ I believe. I am still unsure how I feel about this.

Option 3; Tuxedo or suit? I can happily admit that not only am I colour confused but also lacking in any sense of style. Therefore this will be another decision for JR. It is a myth that only girls imagine what their wedding day will look like. Guys also have been known to daydream, in a manly manner of course, about their wedding and how it will look. So it depends upon what image JR has in his head. Does he want a James Bond tuxedo or a Jaws Moonraker suit? Sinatra or Jude Law? Symphony orchestra musician or businessman! When the decision has been made which way to swing then there is another important choice and that is what style to go for. If you choose the latter do you go for a tailcoat, morning suit or lounge style? A classic tuxedo or modern fit? How many buttons? Waistcoat or not? The list goes on. Luckily there are experienced fitters within most shops to help with these decisions. It is advised that the groom has a fairly good idea of what he wants before everyone meets up. We will all accede to his decision as it is the only time he will ever get to dress us in what he wants! However I would like to take this opportunity to remind him that at some point in the future I also intend to get married. If he intends to take liberties then it should be pointed out that I have a long memory.

Option 4; Flowers or pocket squares? A more minor decision but still an important one. A boutonniere is possibly the only time in his life a man will voluntarily wear a flower. More than likely it is probably the only time in the wedding the groom will have anything to do with the flowers! It should be worn on the left lapel and if it matches the bridesmaid’s dresses it is a nice touch. If wearing a boutonniere is not to the style then a simple pocket square can suffice. One piece of advice though; if wearing a boutonniere do not wear it in the car as a seat belt will rub on it.

So there are loads of decisions for the groom to make but thankfully few for the best man. All I have to do is help co-ordinate which day to do a suit fitting on. That is unless JR decides to do an online package then he may delegate to me to get everyone’s measurements. Fashion sorted then. Importantly if we shop in traditional guy manner, quickly, then we might even be able to fit in a sneaky pint afterwards.

DO NOT FORGET THE RING

Useful websites:

http://mensfashion.thefuntimesguide.com/2009/04/fitted_suit_fitting.php

http://www.groomgroove.com/groomville/groomsmen_tuxedos.php